I'm sitting in the terminal at Grenada's Port Salines Airport awaiting the boarding of my first of three flights that will carry me to LAX. I decided to go home for a few weeks to see my Aunt, friends, family and tie up some loose ends I left when I rushed off for this trip. I probably won't be blogging much during that time but I am returning to Grenada on June 10th to finish the work on Rum Boogie and get underway for the coast of South America and start making my way towards Panama. Things worked out well this way in that I get to spend a few weeks at home and attend a couple of important events for some of my best friends. Of course the main reason is my Aunt who is doing well in her fight.
It is actually funny because I am really looking forward to getting back to see everyone and having access to so many things I haven't had for several months. Eating a ton of sushi as well as avocados is up at the top of my list. There are so many things I have been thinking about that I am looking forward to seeing or doing but I figured a quick list of ground rules for my psychotic friends might be appropriate, so for all of you planning something evil for me please consult the following:
1. We can go to the lake but it will not turn in to a four day bender that takes us from Millerton to Pine Flat or Bass Lake.
2. I am limiting the number of Wassabi-Fridays debacles to two or less.
3. No all night Texas Hold Em games ending in Sawyer getting me smashed and taking my money, I still want my forty bucks back.
4. No bar tabs over 100 dollars, at least not that much over, umm, ok 200 but that's it.
5. Under no circumstances will any of you jerks buy me Jager shots.
6. No drunken adventures in any strip club anywhere.
7. Griff you are forbidden to drink more than ten jack and cokes when I see you.
8. Henderson you are required to drink more than ten jager red bulls when I see you.
9. Whatever you are planning Jeffro, just stop, now, really, I mean it.
and number 10 but possibly the most important one (Puss in Boots pay attention)
THERE WILL BE NO TRIPS TO VEGAS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WHATSOEVER!!!!
See you all soon.
Losing yourself...
5 years ago
3 comments:
Hahahaha!!! Rules...that's funny. You almost sound like a certain rookie we had last summer..."I'm not getting drunk and I'm not staying out late." Sound familiar? I thought so. You're gonna have to flip the switch beeeotch. The best thing you can do is this....When your plane is on final approach to LAX, grab the transfer valve on your right side(adjacent to your liver) and start turning it from pressure to volume. Suck it up you freakin' pansy...it's only a couple of weeks. After that, you have a lifetime of sailing and being a pirate to recover. Rules, I'm still laughing. I can't believe you actually posted that. We're your friends, and as such, it's our job to punish you accordingly. You better stop at a pharmacy on your way home and refill your prescription of man-pills...sounds like you ran out and you're going to need them when you get back. Have a safe trip. Rules...I can't f-ing believe that...still laughing.
-Jeffro
Rules?????....... Meow.......!!!! sounds like someone other than me, needs to be called a P&^%y...... I will call the hook-up in Vegas...... Jeffro, are you in? who am i kidding, i know you are in...... PIB
come ooon shae shae!!!! just one strip club trip ;) pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeease....kitty need some good fun!!!! im going crazy waiting for you to get here!!!!!!!
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