Fantasy

Ok, so many of you have e-mailed me asking what the fuck I'm doing. Here is the deal. I'm dealing with a bunch of fucked up crazy psycho American freak shows. That is how it is. They might deny it but it's the truth. I should be back on the boat within the next week or so and I should update the blog on how much I hate scrubbing the bottom and performing all the routine maintenance. Many crazy fucking things have happened on this visit home and if you care enough to read about them you will buy my book when it gets published. Love you all and will try and keep you updated as I am about to visit the forbidden land and the stories upon my return should be famous. Don't give up on me, I'll start writing again soon.